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BERNARDI FAN FICTION by Gabe

BERNARDI TOURS INDIA
Bernardi was on tour, since they are the best band ever. Their tour was so extensive, they went all over the world, including to India. Stef macked it with Ghandi.

BERNARDI GOES TO WASHINGTON
Bernardi's "Zac Hanson can suck our collective balls" tour took them to Washington. Bill Gates gave them a billion dollars to play for him at Microsoft's headquarters. Stef was generous, and gave Gabe 10 million.

BERNARDI GOES TO WASHINGTON DC (the sequel to BERNARDI GOES TO WASHINGTON)
The tour later carried the world reknowned band to Washington DC. George Dubya saw the lights from the pyrotechnics, and thought that we were under attack. In retaliation for Bernardi's attack of america, he ordered a full tactical nuclear strike of the moon.

BERNARDI SINGLEHANDEDLY BRINGS BACK AMERICAN BANDSTAND
Bernardi's vast fortune allowed them to buy over a small tv station, and restart the show American Bandstand. At first the only songs played were by Bernardi, but when the nightly television audiance of the show exceeded the number of people who watched the moon landing, more bands paid Bernardi to be able to appear. Bernardi became the worlds most powerful television corporation, and stef kicked Rupert Murdoch in the balls.

BERNARDI TEARS IT UP LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Bernardi wasnt just any other band, for every member was also an accredited doctor and heart surgon. One day, while performing, someone in the front of the crowd suffered a massive heart attack from all the pressure placed on them from the other fans surging towards the front. The members of Bernardi jumped off of the stage, tore out his now broken and useless heart, and put in a fresh one that they kept on ice backstage in case of such emergencies.
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